"Towels are kinda scratchy!"

Pretty much every week I end up in one of the "08" rooms, usually 608, 708, or 808. It is at the end of the hall and the cell service is bad down here. Sprint works sometimes, but TMobile is bad. I frequently see that Verizon commercial where the guy checks into the hotel and is told of the virtual communication abyss that is the room he is assigned. The guy does the usual "Got Verizon, I'm good." So the hotel clerk says as he's leaving, "Towels are kinda scratchy!"

The moral of this story? No idea, but that commercial makes me think of my life.